Selfie inventor discloses identity

Way back in 2005, before the world was obsessed with selfies, I quietly invented the concept with this shot, using a trusty Sony camera and a window mirror. Fast forward to today, when I tell people about my ground-breaking selfie skills, they just laugh it off! So, I had no choice but to dig up the evidence and set the record straight.

 Behold: the original selfie! (Feel free to thank me later, world.)